Saturday, March 28, 2015
Oh, this can get a LOT more American, Denny's
Sure, blueberry pancakes topped with strawberries and whipped cream is a good start, but it's certainly not as "American as it gets!"
First, throw in a pound or two of bacon and five slices of white toast on the side. Add a steak omelette fried in rich creamery butter. And don't forget the bottomless coffee cup. Stick a tiny flag made in China on top of the pile. And when you make a commercial featuring this REAL American breakfast, I want to see every damn customer staring at their cellphones while shoveling this crap down their cake holes. Instead of this guy muttering "what does that taste like?" I want to see him asking Siri.
See? MUCH more American than red, white and blue pancakes. You're welcome.