Friday, March 6, 2015
Want to bet Kim's day started with Carnation Instant Breakfast?
Here's another commercial featuring "parents" showing their kids how much they "love them" by taking the time and effort to put solid, nutritious food on the table. Because a big house and all the material comforts one could ask for are all well and good, but nothing says "I love you" quite like a well-balanced meal at the end of the day.
Nah, to hell with that. Takes too much shopping and preparation- and the DVR is overloaded as it is. Why waste all that time when you can serve up a "dinner" consisting entirely of a pan of instant mac'n cheese, a salad, and rolls? Here's a quick tip- switch to paper plates, and make the whole "we don't give a damn" experience complete.
At least the "parents" left the Stouffer's box out, instead of trying to con the kids into thinking more than ten seconds of thought went into this---umm, "meal." Way to go, people.
Hey, I got through this entire take without even mentioning that we're supposed to believe this junk is so good, one bite is enough to blow whatever witless nonsense Kim was spouting right out of her brain. Wow- if she's this impressed by Stouffer's Heat-and-Eat crud, imagine what the rest of her diet looks like. Not pretty.