Wednesday, March 11, 2015

So many questions, Volvo. So many questions.....

"Why do we do it?  Why do we fill our cars with distracting electronic gizmos and then attempt to compensate with complicated 'safety devices?'"

"I mean, when you come to think of it, it really doesn't make any sense- we put Sirius Radio and WiFi and Facebook in our cars, and then we try to tell you we care about your safety by installing cameras and warning alerts, even though you wouldn't need any of them if you weren't being forever encouraged to fiddle with all this crap instead of actually driving the freaking car."

"And while we're at it, why do we keep referring to an obsession with electronic communication through the internet as 'Connectivity?'  There's nothing 'connecting' about it- it's more like providing drugs to an addict and then patting ourselves on the back for doing it.  Seriously, you have to check Facebook while driving a car?  What the hell is the matter with you?'"

"It's just who we are- another part of the problem."

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