Sunday, March 1, 2015

On the Simpsons they called it "vitamins and alka-seltzer." That's about right

I wondered why this commercial was treating me and the rest of it's audience like stupid children who have no idea how the immune system works, or if the makers of Airborne think that the average customer for their product is eight years old and therefore will buy the whole "immunity army of not-minions working to keep you healthy" bit.

Then I remembered that Americans just love taking unnecessary drugs* and really don't need to be talked into popping just one more thing if they think doing that means they won't catch a cold.   Hey, at least it's not Viagra.

*Full disclosure- when I grade AP exams in Louisville every June, I have to spend eight hours a day for seven days in a convention hall with 1200 people- so I use Airborne or a generic equivalent all that week.  But every day, 365 days a year?  I'm pretty sure that constantly "boosting" your immune system like that would eventually result in a high level of tolerance toward these fuzzy wafer things.  And maybe even a weaker immune system when you don't use it.  At least that's how it seems to me.


  1. You'll likely be dead from the extremely high blood pressure and cardiovascular failure brought on by the massive sodium intake by then anyway. Any fizzing tablet is loaded with the stuff to make it act faster.

  2. Hey, This is a great article shared by you. It's very informative and knowledgeable. Thanks for sharing this with us love from MyAvenueA Shop

  3. Thanks for sharing this article here about the fairhaven fertility Tablets. Your article is very informative and I will share it with my other friends as the information is really very useful. Keep sharing your excellent work. fairhaven fertility Tablets online in uk