Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Acura gives its Luxury Middle Finger to the Rest of Us
Tell me you don't want this commercial to end with the guy with the luxury house and the luxury car having a luxury collision with a luxury tractor trailer truck which leaves his luxury chest impaled on his luxury steering column and luxury paramedics prying his luxury ass out of his crushed luxury car with the luxury jaws of life.
Hell, I'd settle for seeing him have a luxury heart attack. I don't ask for much.
I mean, just check out the message in this ad: This guy has it great, best of everything. His life couldn't be better, if the value of a life is measured by the number of luxury items one is surrounded with. But all this luxury pales in comparison to....the luxury of his car. I can just imagine if the one actor in his commercial was narrating it himself- "I thought my life was awesome until I sat my pampered butt down in my Acura. Then I realized- 'my life is REALLY awesome!'" Ugh.
Oh, and the people who wrote this disgusting, bile-inducing pile of steaming elephant dung? There's no way you die painfully enough for me. I hate all of you so very much- even more than you hate us, if that's even possible.