Thursday, January 10, 2013

Beware of what is flashing on her eye. She's gonna get ya!-- Ace of Base

Wow, talk about desperate.

"This guy I just noticed at the table ten feet away might be the one who buys me a ring, installs me in a house, repeatedly impregnates me, and pays my bills for the rest of my life."

"But first, I have to get him to say 'hello.'  Which means, I need brighter teeth."

Good.  Freaking.  Lord.


  1. Wow. Desperate, indeed, viewing every man as your potential future husband and it's on you to primp and polish yourself because you never know if this might be YOUR LAST CHANCE TO EVER MEET A MAN WHO WILL WANT TO MARRY YOU. *headwall*

  2. I'm sure she is exactly what he's looking for in a woman, too- discriminating, self-confident, self-assured...oh, wait....

  3. WTH? This ad is totally desperate and ridiculous! It's an embarrassment to womankind.