Saturday, January 12, 2013
K Mart Proves that Intensely Stupid is Intensely Stupid in any language
Have you ever been overwhelmed with a desire to just start punching people in the face?
If not, K Mart introduces you to an entirely new emotion.
Seriously, K Mart. This crap has to stop. Right now. Because this-- this---Obscenity doesn't make me want to buy anything. It just makes me want to hurt someone. And to avoid your Big Box Made in China junk shop like the freaking plague.
And keep in mind, this manic "excitement" is all about K Mart having Lay-Away. You remember Lay-Away: that super-convenient innovation which allows people with lousy credit to overspend just like the rest of us. Oh joy.
The mute button is currently the most useful part of the tv remote. What we need now is a button which blacks the screen out until the commercial is over. Not just for K Mart ads, but K Mart certainly does provide us with positive proof of the absolute necessity of such a button.