Thursday, February 7, 2013

Desperately Seeking Subtlety From Liquid Plumr. And Not Finding It

Wow, where to start?

First, where the hell does YouTube get off making us watch one commercial before seeing another commercial?  I mean, really.  What the hell?

Next, the sexual innuendo here barely fits into the parameters of what normally makes up "innuendo."  "Flush your Pipe?"  "Snake your Drain?"  A guy leering at this woman while balancing melons in his hands?

Why even bother?  Why not just show this woman being jumped by these guys?  And keep in mind- this isn't a woman having a fantasy about one guy.  It's a woman having multiple fantasies, about multiple guys.  She isn't experiencing amorous feelings about that stud she noticed in the fruit section of the grocery store.  She's dreaming of being nailed by a stud.  ANY stud.

This is so bizarre, so insulting, so downright STUPID that I can't even bring myself to point out what I thought would be my original punchline- that for 99 percent of clogs, that plastic snake thing would do the job.  Instead, in keeping with the spirit of this display of awfulness, I'll just say that this woman is clearly backed-up and needs a guy to use his snake to flush her pipes.  And now if you'll excuse me, I have to take a shower.


  1. This is not some woman's imagination running wild. It's a man's porn fantasy. And not a very good one at that.

    1. I guess you are right- what is going on in this woman's mind is what some men thinks goes on in all women's minds, all the time. Sad, deluded fools- they should realize that when I am in the vicinity, I'm the only guy they are ever thinking about :>).

  2. This kind of reminds me of the "PG Porn" parody shorts. "Everything you love about porn, without the sex."

  3. I'm so glad I didn't have anything in my mouth when I was watching this. Wow. This is so bad it's hilariously good. Cheesy lines, cheesy delivery, cheesy acting, no clue how women think or what women think about. Note to Marketing: women do not get turned on by drain cleaner. Ever.